We have unwittingly discovered the secret to free entertainment in Tanger.
Step one is to visit a carpet emporium inside the souk.
Step two requires explaining to the store owner that James, Gary and Tony are impoverished whereas Ty is enormously wealthy and has a twitchy wallet trigger.
Step three involves kicking back and drinking mint tea for the next ninety minutes as Ty tries to wriggle off the hook whilst being surrounded by salesmen and an endless unfurled carpets.