The SL border commandant called the Liberian side to re-confirm yesterday's agreed course of action - that Liberia would provide a military escort into Monrovia in order for us to continue our journey.
Sadly it seemed that the Liberian Deputy Commandant had had a change of heart overnight, and had now decided that we would need to return to Freetown for some additional visa requirements (a round trip of 700km and three days). The SL official pleaded our case with him, but there was no budging. He eventually suggested that he stamp us out and we approach this Dep Commandand directly on the Liberian side to plead our case.
The 500m stretch across no man's land brought us to the Liberian side where we went through the obligatory Drug Enforcement checks and Ebola cleansing, and then lined up before the barrier to ask to speak with the Deputy Commandant.
Within a minute, said gentleman strutted up to the barrier in combat fatigues and shouted in our faces "Why have you come, I told you entry was denied". We attempted to reason with him by explaining our journey and that we were keen to experience Liberia as tourists. This only served to inflame him further, and he literally screamed that if we remained there then he would arrest us. Faced with the prospect of 350km of hellish roads back into Sierra Leone, this had the potential to escalate quickly as Ty was quite ready to open fire on this deranged mini-Hitler.
There was no real option other than to give in to Liberia's tourism anti-Christ and turn the bikes around to commence a long long journey back to Freetown.
We made it as far as Bo before flat tyres, mechanical issues and sheer exhaustion got the better of us and we decided to stop for the night. A local dude on a motorcycle offered an escort to a good hotel with a restaurant, so we followed him through the maze of streets along with the usual entourage of assorted hangers-on.
One of these got a bit excited and tried to get too close to Gary's bike, squashing another scooter between his bike and Gary's. This threw the woman and little girl riding the scooter off onto the roadway, and knocked Gary off into the verge where his helmet bounced off the road with an audible crack. Luckily he broke his fall with his head, so no real harm done. The little girl was just bumped and scratched, so we left before the real action kicked off. As we rode away, the mum was already pulling the other scooter rider off his bike and lamming into him as a large crowd assembled.
We've finally arrived at a secure hotel with a nice restaurant and are looking forward to a big meal and a long sleep.